Patron Saint of Falling Over Things

Title: Pass the Parcel
Fandom: Person of Interest/MCU
Rating: Teen
Words: 4 x 100
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton, John Reese, Sameen Shaw, Joss Carter, Root
Warnings/Content: Background Root/Shaw, Electric arrows
Notes: Written for multifandomdrabble

Summary: Clint needs to ask for that raise.

Also at the Archive

( John drags the latest number towards the roof and Carter follows. )

Title: Sorry, I Don't Pray That Way
Fandom: Angel: The Series, Constantine (TV)
Rating: PG
Words: 1075
Characters/Pairings: John Constantine & Lorne
Warnings/Content:
Notes: Written for retsuko for 2015 fandom_stocking.

Summary: John Constantine has a lifetime ban at Caritas, but that's not going to stop him now

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( Sorry, I Don't Pray that Way )

Title: Right Here, Right Now
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD/Agent Carter/Captain America
Rating: PG
Words: 16300
Characters/Pairings: Bobbi Morse/Jemma Simmons, Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Angie Martinelli, Dottie Underwood, Skye|Daisy Johnson, Alphonso (Mack) Mackenzie, Lance Hunter, Leo Fitz, Melinda May, Natasha Romanoff
Warnings/Content: No warnings
Notes: Set immediately after the events of the S2 finale and going AU from there. (This was entirely written before the new season of Agents of SHIELD premiered, so please forgive discrepancies, like Daisy still being Skye.) Thank you to lilacsigil, a very patient beta.


Summary: Trapped in 1946 after being swallowed by the monolith, Jemma Simmons knows she must protect the timeline and get a message back to her team (and Bobbi.) The enemies of the SSR have other plans, and home seems a long way distant. In the present day, though, Peggy Carter is discovering that it's never too late to go to the rescue.

Read at the Archive: Right Here, Right Now

( Fic and art under the cut )

Title: A Succubus Walks Into a Bar (
Fandom: The Middleman/Angel
Rating: PG
Words: 350
Characters/Pairings: Roxy Wasserman, Lorne
Summary: You don't snub Roxy Wasserman
Notes: Written for fandom_stocking

( The bar was empty and all the ice had melted when Lorne found a little time for a quiet reverie )

Title: The Magician Longs to See
Author(s): st_aurafina
Artist(s): aphrodite_mine (fanmix) and satavaisa (art)
Fandom(s): X-Files, Twin Peaks
Type: Mostly gen, with a background slash pairing
Rating: PG
Word Count: 33K
Characters/Pairings: Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, Audrey Horne, Johnny Horne, Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield, Denise Bryson, Thomas "Hawk" Hill
Spoilers: This contains major spoilers for Twin Peaks.
Warnings: Warnings for mention of past sexual assault of children and adults, suicidal ideation, murder



Summary:
It's ten years after the murders in Twin Peaks, and ten years since Special Agent Dale Cooper vanished from the Great Northern Hotel. Audrey Horne is an agent in the FBI, trying to understand the events of her past and investigate Cooper's disappearance, despite obstruction by the law enforcement of Twin Peaks. Meanwhile, Agents Scully and Mulder are dealing with a case that bears frightening similarities to the original murders in Twin Peaks.

( Beautiful full-size art and fanmix under here )

Author’s Notes:
Special Agent Audrey Horne is entirely aphrodite_mine's idea. She wrote a ficlet – also a crossover, this time with The Inside – with Audrey and Rebecca Locke at Quantico, studying to be agents. You can read that here: Circumlocution. All credit, all kudos to aphrodite_mine for this brilliant idea that seized me and made me write this story.

Thank you to lilacsigil and heartequals, who were betas and cheerleaders and kept me writing when I would have given up long ago. You guys are so awesome, thank you.

ETA 6-7-12: This fic is a series now! You can find all the fics in order at the Archive:
The Magician Longs to See (series).

Otherwise, here's a breakdown:

Say Goodbye (To the World You Thought You Lived In)
Dale/Albert
10K words
Set immediately after the Twin Peaks finale episode. Spoilery for the mystery in The Magician Longs to See, so read it afterwards.
Dreamwidth // Livejournal // The Archive

Moving Day
Albert/Dale, set between "Say Goodbye (To the World You Thought You Lived In)" and "The Magician Longs to See"
300 words
Dreamwidth // Livejournal // The Archive

Home
Audrey/OFC, set between "Say Goodbye (to the World You Thought You Lived In)" and "Baby Shampoo"
800 words
Dreamwidth // Livejournal // The Archive

Baby Shampoo
Audrey Horne & Rebecca Locke
Twin Peaks/The Inside crossover
800 words
Set between "Home" and "The Magician Longs to See"
Dreamwidth // Livejournal // The Archive


( The Magician Longs To See )

I wrote five ficlets for fandom_stocking! I wanted to write more, but then the gastro bug of doom struck. I think I'm better? But I thought I was better a few days ago, and it was more like the eye of the storm. /unpleasant metaphor.

Still, five ficlets, yay! Thank you medie for putting it all together for another year. I love taking part.

Of the five, four were Sanctuary. Two were crossovers. Four were femslash and one was gen. I was going to post them individually, but then I tried the 'share' function on the Archive, and woah. That is so much easier. I might post them to respective communities. Or I might have (yet) another nap on the sofa before I have plain steamed rice for dinner. The rice has peas! I'm living dangerously tonight.

Wheels Up! (274 words) by st_aurafina
Fandom: Sanctuary (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kate Freelander/Helen Magnus
Summary:

Kate knows how these trips go. She won't be caught unprepared.

Of All the Gin Joints (346 words) by st_aurafina
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Beverly Crusher/River Song
Summary:

On the night before she gets married, Beverly Crusher meets a woman on a balcony.

Splash (357 words) by st_aurafina
Fandom: Sanctuary (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Helen Magnus/Sally
Characters: Helen Magnus, Sally
Summary:

Sally wasn't her real name.

Not the Girl You Think You Are (1436 words) by st_aurafina
Fandom: Sanctuary (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kate Freelander/Ashley Magnus
Characters: Kate Freelander, Ashley Magnus
Summary:

There's always a bounty for intel on the Sanctuary, and Kate's funds are getting low.

East Wind (950 words) by st_aurafina
Fandom: Mary Poppins - P. L. Travers, Sanctuary (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Helen Magnus, Gregory Magnus, Mary Poppins
Summary:

Miss Helen Magnus needs a nanny, and the wind is in the East.

Oh, and I have a rec:

Boss (1981 words) by lilacsigil
Fandom: Good Wife (TV), Scott Pilgrim
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ramona Flowers/Roxy Richter, Ramona Flowers/Scott Pilgrim, Roxy Richter/Kalinda Sharma
Characters: Roxy Richter, Kalinda Sharma, Blake Calamar
Summary:

There's always a boss at the end of the level.

What is it about The Good Wife and Scott Pilgrim? It crosses over in absurd and lovely ways. lilacsigil wrote this, and ever since, when ever I see Kalinda on the screen, I notice her boots. This has mighty revenge, Mortal Kombat style. And awesome boots.

Title: Rebuild the Bridges in Your Mind
Fandom: House MD/X-Men Movieverse (with comicsverse cameos)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Medical drama levels of violence and injury
Word Count: 25,561
Disclaimer: Not written for profit!

Notes:
Set towards the end of Season Six for House, and after X3 in X-Men movieverse. Some reference to the Wolverine movie. Mostly gen, with background reference to Chase/Cameron and Chase/Jason Stryker. (See Author's notes for more details and expansive thank yous to my many betas)

Summary: Chase was a student at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Time and personal differences mean that he's estranged from his former friends, the X-Men. Now he moonlights as a doctor for vigilantes and mutants at a clinic in NYC, but he's juggling so many secrets that his past is sure to catch up with him soon

Alternate Sites:
On the Archive

As a downloadable file: pdf // epub // doc

Art post by chosenfire28 here.



( Pretty, pretty full sized art behind the cut )

( Rebuild the Bridges in Your Mind )


( Author's Notes )